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Sunday, October 2, 2022

Video blog post: I'm being a p-ssy to follow Jesus appropriately. Because Jesus wants His followers to be p-ssies. And send birthday cards to people that laugh at them and make fun of them - aka enemies............................

 Video blog post: I'm being a p-ssy to follow Jesus appropriately. Because Jesus wants His followers to be p-ssies. And send birthday cards to people that laugh at them and make fun of them - aka enemies............................

I asked on reddit..............

Family is making fun of me, and they think nothing of it, they say I should be ok with them laughing at me. Anyways my question. While Jesus was being crucified he said "forgive them for they know not what they do" - WOULD JESUS ALSO BUY THEM BDAY CARDS IF HE COULD WHILE BEING CRUCIFIED?? And I know Jesus was being laughed at while being crucified "mocked" - like most of my family is currently laughing at me...........Cause my mom wants me to send b-day cards to 2 family members soon.
My blog is a joke to most of my family
they think I'm a satan worshipper
they most of them think you can't love Jesus and Satan both
  And I decided that Jesus (this sheri this blog post) would send these 2 bday cards. But I do not enjoy this. I do not want to be a p-ssy at all.
The bible does say your enemies will be your family.........
Matthew 10:34-36 "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. And a man's foes shall be they of his own household."
I am not a puss- though
the beast inside 
of me
wants to "get" a whole lotta people
but I behave
I give my life to Jesus
Romans 12:19 "Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord."
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
that's dragon noise
so much
but I give my life to Jesus
I behave
I do not enjoy this 
p-ssy activity
of sending bday cards to my family whom most them think I'm a ha ha ha joke
I am not a joke
I AM A DRAGON
I'M TRYING TO JUST BE DEAD - AND JUST SLEEP
ALL THE LIVIN
THEY EVERYWHERE
WITH BIRTHDAYS
IT'S SO ANNOYING
ALL EM WANT THEY BIRTHDAY CARDS DANG
THAT'S SO MANY BIRTHDAY CARDS
IT'S REALLY PUTTING ME OUT AND INCONVIENIENCING ME ALL THESE BIRTHDAYS AND BIRTHDAY GIFTS I NEED TO GET AND CAKES TO EAT AND POUNDS TO GAIN AND CARDS
WHEN I'D PREFER LATELY TO JUST PRY SIT IN A COFFIN ALL DAY REALLY
I MEAN 
I GOTTA WAKE UP AND GO TO THE BATHROOM EVERY MORNING
BUT I REALLY DON'T WANT TO
I DON'T MUCH WANT TO BE BOTHERED WITH LIFE
IT'S PUTTING ME OUT ALL THE TIME
CAN'T GET A VACATION EVER NOT A REAL ONE
A REAL VACATION IS JUST ME SITTING IN A HOTEL ROOM
JUST SITTING THERE
OR SITTING ON A BEACH
OR SITTING IN A BOAT
NOT MOVING MUCH
NOT DOING MUCH
As it is written, For thy sake we are killed all the day long; we are accounted as sheep for the slaughter.
Lead to the freakin birthday card sending SLAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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